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  • Bashar al-Assad’s career options: (1) get shot in the face by a drunk Arab, driving a beat-up pickup; (2) war crimes tribunal in the Hague; or (3) head coach of Penn State.
  • Penn State players feel betrayed by Sandusky and are returning jewelry and other mementoes that Sandusky gave them.
  • US AND C.I.A. KILL AL QAEDA’s NO. 3 LEADER (again)
  • Herman Cain’s 9 9 9 Godfather’s Pizza Special for the voters
  • Egyptian Saif al-Adel is named interim leader of al Qaeda; “Hopes to have interim tag removed by end of the year,” says in statement made in front of blue sheet.
  • Republicans apologize to BP for inconvenience caused to their drilling operations by the Gulf of Mexico
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger: “He lived up to the Kennedy name.”
  • Rep. Michele Bachmann sports an outfit that she purchased at the Michael Jackson estate sale.
  • Mitt, what say you?
  • In last night’s debate, Romney stressed that Bain Capital has started many great businesses, notably, Dunder Mifflin, Inc..
  • Army gives annual award to ex-Rep. Eric Massa for promoting the image that everyone in the Navy is gay
  • Are Clarence Thomas and Herman Cain the same person? They have never been seen in the same place together. The similarities are too uncanny, so suggests an unnamed Republican Mormon Centrist source, who is defensive about Obamacare.
  • Republican leaders worry that their base won’t support a Herman Cain nomination because they had a real problem with Obama and he was only half-black.
  • Neighbors in the prosperous upper-middle-class suburb of Abbottabad, Pakistan where Bin Laden’s compound is located are more shocked that there was a 2000 pound water buffalo on the property, than the fact that Osama bin Laden was living there.
  • Rush Limbaugh says he’ll leave the US if healthcare passes

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