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  • Arnold Schwarzenegger: “He lived up to the Kennedy name.”
  • Supreme Court expected to strike Obamacare as unconstitutional, holding insurance companies have the right to stand their ground, shoot the uninsured, and then deny them coverage for this pre-existing condition.
  • What is the cause of the rage of the Occupy Wall Street protesters: Netflix’s decision to charge higher monthly prices.
  • Goldman Sachs used Bailout Money to pay Record Bonuses to Executives Who Spent Most of their Day on Facebook
  • China to foreclose on the U.S., sell U.S. at steps of United Nation to highest bidder!
  • UN Security Council ups pressure on Gaddafi: Cuts off his supply of purple eyeliner.
  • Jestreport Flash poll: 30% of Republicans believe Herman Cain has been wrongly accused of sexual harassment; 10% believe his female accusers’ allegations of sexual harrassment; 60% believe that his female accusers should be faulted for not submitting themselves to Herman Cain.
  • Joe Paterno gives a speech at the Harvard School of Public Policy on: “When is the ideal time to retire or leave the stage?”
  • ObamaScare Passes, Death Star panels to begin immediately
  • Tea Party Leader Caught Using Food Stamps for Beer and Donuts
  • Army gives annual award to ex-Rep. Eric Massa for promoting the image that everyone in the Navy is gay
  • Bashar al-Assad’s career options: (1) get shot in the face by a drunk Arab, driving a beat-up pickup; (2) war crimes tribunal in the Hague; or (3) head coach of Penn State.
  • Herman Cain’s 9 9 9 Godfather’s Pizza Special for the voters
  • Egyptian Saif al-Adel is named interim leader of al Qaeda; “Hopes to have interim tag removed by end of the year,” says in statement made in front of blue sheet.
  • Gloria Allred is running late night cable ads: “If you’ve been groped by a Republican Presidential candidate, call right now because you may be entitled to monetary damages.”

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