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Gloria Allred is running late night cable ads: “If you’ve been groped by a Republican Presidential candidate, call right now because you may be entitled to monetary damages.”

Posted by admin – December 3, 2011

For simplicity, Gloria Allred's assistants only tell her when she's not in a press conference.

For simplicity, Gloria Allred's assistants only tell her when she's not in a press conference.

  • Category: 2012
  • Tags: Allred, sexual harrassment
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Are Clarence Thomas and Herman Cain the same person? They have never been seen in the same place together. The similarities are too uncanny, so suggests an unnamed Republican Mormon Centrist source, who is defensive about Obamacare.

Posted by admin – November 4, 2011

Herman Cain or Clarence Thomas?

Herman Cain or Clarence Thomas?

Herman Cain or Clarence Thomas?

Herman Cain or Clarence Thomas?

  • Category: 2012
  • Tags: Cain, sexual harrassment
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