Arizona law struck amidst new immigration threat to its borders
by Casey Flynn
A federal judge blocked some of the toughest provisions in the Arizona illegal immigration law, putting on hold the state’s attempt to have local police enforce federal immigration policy.
Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer announced that this ruling could not have occurred at a worst time because there is a new and even graver immigration threat to the border of Arizona (see picture below).
The new immigration threat: La Clown Car - 780 cross-country hybrid
Jestreport.com news service — At 3:00 am on the border town of Laredo, Mexico, the border patrol pulled over an unassuming, looking clown car with a raspberry soft-served ice cream attached to its roof.
The officer asked the occupants to please step out of the car. It was at that moment that the carousel music started, and the officer watched with growing astonishment as illegal immigrant clowns, mimes, and persons dressed as over-sized bumble bees came out of the car one after the other until it seemed like there were hundreds of occupants in the car.
On the basis of several other pullovers and seizures of similar looking clown cars, it soon became apparent that this was not an isolated incident, but that car was just one in a series of clown cars appearing around border towns across the Mexican-American border, known – according to the editors – of ‘Car and Driver’ magazine as:
La Clown Car – 780 cross-country series (essentially a retrofitted Pontiac Bonneville) (pictured below)
It seems that illegal immigrants have decided to use clown cars to cross into America because clown cars are ideal to express their Mexican cultural heritage for the decorative arts and the craft of detailing cars.
Sarah Palin with Governor Brewer at the ‘Secure the Border from La Clown Car’ rally
Sarah Palin came down to Arizona to have a rally with Governor Brewer to address the latest threat to Arizona’s border security, la clown car. Below is a picture of Sarah Palin with Governor Brewer and a portion of the speech that she gave at the ‘Secure the Border from La Clown Car’ rally:
Palin declared: "Mr. Obama, put up that wall!"
Excerpt of Palin speech:
“The border of Arizona is being overrun with clown cars filled by the thousands with illegal aliens. Because of the type of vehicle that they’re using, it’s impossible to know exactly how many illegals are crossing the border. Logically it seems that these cars could not hold that many occupants, that’s what the liberals would have you believe [loud applause], but I have seen with my own eyes the number of persons that can come out of these clown cars when I went to the circus as a young girl in little ole Wassilla, and that number – infinite! Now I know the East Coast intellectual elites would say, don’t trust your own eyes, but they don’t wake up in the middle of the night while illegals trample through their bedroom and root through their fridge.
And you know the kind of illegals who are crossing the border in these cars? (Catholics, right?) Drug smuggling violent criminals, intent on taking your job. Guess what the unemployment rate is for American clowns in Arizona? Because of the way that Obama has destroyed the economy, it’s almost 110%! Do you know what it was under George Bush, either one: – 4%. …
“‘So what should we do with these people who we call illegal aliens?’ The people at the rally shouted, ‘Deport them’ and ‘Kill them on a cross!’ and “Crucify them!” and ‘Get price quote for landscaping!’”
Drug Bust On US Border:
As to the suggestion that illegal aliens have been bringing drugs into the United States, according to AP and Jestreport.com news service, at 5:00 am on the border town of Nogales, a clown car was pulled over. The officer asked the driver to step out of the car and then proceeded to do a pat down search. The officer found in the oversized, fluorescent green, floppy shoes of the driver of the car: two pounds of cocaine; a comic book offering advice on how to cross the border into the U.S. illegally, called “The Guide for the Mexican Migrant”; a Spanish-language; ‘Dummies Guide to Landscaping;’ Dan Brown’s ‘El Codigo Da Vinci,’ and a pez dispenser.
The clown explained, “Eh .. eh . .. how do you habla engles. Eh … eh we are going to a Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus in eh Alamodome in San Antonio, and eh clown shoes, not mi clown shoes eh just carrying eh for an amigo.
At that moment, the officer called for backup. When the two other officers arrived, they ordered that the other individuals leave the car. They watched in utter amazement, as nearly 1000 Mexicans – of all ages – walked out of this four-door car, to the sounds of the carousel music coming from the car’s stereo.
After making the necessary arrests, the officer made a report. The officer uncovered that the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus was not even in the Southwest at that particular time, and the clowns in that car had faked documentation regarding their M.F.A. in Clown, Mime, and Creative Writing from the Nuevo School in Nuevo York Universidad.