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  • Wikileaks Releases Hillary’s emails, Causing Drama
  • President Obama declares National Emergency upon discovering that the BP oil spill has spread to the White House
  • Gloria Allred is running late night cable ads: “If you’ve been groped by a Republican Presidential candidate, call right now because you may be entitled to monetary damages.”
  • Sign of the times: Government running ads during state of the union, not unlike what occurs during a soccer game
  • Republican leaders worry that their base won’t support a Herman Cain nomination because they had a real problem with Obama and he was only half-black.
  • Exit Strategy: Gaddafi to replace Charlie Sheen on “Two and a Half Men.”
  • Charlie Sheen in negotiations to be the new host of Punk’d
  • Occupy Wall Street takes fall break; some go skiing, others go to the beach.
  • Mitt Romney gives speech defending Bain Capital: “Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures, the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge, has marked the upward surge of mankind and greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the U.S.A.”
  • Are Clarence Thomas and Herman Cain the same person? They have never been seen in the same place together. The similarities are too uncanny, so suggests an unnamed Republican Mormon Centrist source, who is defensive about Obamacare.
  • What is the cause of the rage of the Occupy Wall Street protesters: Netflix’s decision to charge higher monthly prices.
  • New Al-Qaeda plot: Offshore Drilling in the Gulf of Mexico
  • China to foreclose on the U.S., sell U.S. at steps of United Nation to highest bidder!
  • Tea Party Leader Caught Using Food Stamps for Beer and Donuts
  • Tea Party on the Dole?

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