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  • Joe Paterno gives a speech at the Harvard School of Public Policy on: “When is the ideal time to retire or leave the stage?”
  • Mitt Romney gives speech defending Bain Capital: “Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures, the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge, has marked the upward surge of mankind and greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the U.S.A.”
  • US troops to leave Iraq by December, doubtful to get security deposit back.
  • Neighbors in the prosperous upper-middle-class suburb of Abbottabad, Pakistan where Bin Laden’s compound is located are more shocked that there was a 2000 pound water buffalo on the property, than the fact that Osama bin Laden was living there.
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger: “He lived up to the Kennedy name.”
  • Republican leaders worry that their base won’t support a Herman Cain nomination because they had a real problem with Obama and he was only half-black.
  • ObamaScare Passes, Death Star panels to begin immediately
  • Bin Laden’s Diary Seized
  • TV Ratings and Attendance down; Baseball to reconsider steroid ban
  • New Al-Qaeda plot: Offshore Drilling in the Gulf of Mexico
  • Army gives annual award to ex-Rep. Eric Massa for promoting the image that everyone in the Navy is gay
  • Goldman Sachs used Bailout Money to pay Record Bonuses to Executives Who Spent Most of their Day on Facebook
  • Rep. Michele Bachmann sports an outfit that she purchased at the Michael Jackson estate sale.
  • Exit Strategy: Gaddafi to replace Charlie Sheen on “Two and a Half Men.”
  • Penn State players feel betrayed by Sandusky and are returning jewelry and other mementoes that Sandusky gave them.

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