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Republicans worry that Cain chanting, “Nine, Nine, Nine!” will alienate elderly Jewish voters in Florida.

Posted by – October 17, 2011

Republicans worry that Cain chanting, "Nine, Nine, Nine!" will alienate Jewish voters in Florida.

Republicans worry that Cain chanting, "Nine, Nine, Nine!" will alienate Jewish voters in Florida.

The Republican Dilemma: The Polygamist or the 3/5 of a Person.

Posted by – October 15, 2011

Romney poses with wife #1 and a family friend.

Romney poses with wife #1 and a family friend.

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Herman Cain’s 9 9 9 Godfather’s Pizza Special for the voters

Posted by – October 15, 2011

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Three large pizzas with two toppings for 9, 9, and 9 dollars. Limited time offer at participating stores.

Sign of the times: Government running ads during state of the union, not unlike what occurs during a soccer game

Posted by – October 15, 2011

Sign of the times:  Government running ads,  not unlike a soccer game, during state of the union.

Sign of the times: Government running ads during state of the union, not unlike what occurs during a soccer game.

Charlie Sheen in negotiations to be the new host of Punk’d

Posted by – May 17, 2011

Losing?

Not Winning!

Arnold Schwarzenegger: “He lived up to the Kennedy name.”

Posted by – May 17, 2011

"He lived up to the Kennedy name."

"He lived up to the Kennedy name."

Muammar Gaddafi is a Colonel in the same sense that Colonel Saunders is a colonel.

Posted by – April 3, 2011

Gaddafi is congratulated on the Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club band outfit that he bought on Ebay.

Gaddafi is congratulated on the Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club band outfit that he bought on Ebay.

Below is Gaddafi at the ‘Miami Vice’ movie premier in Tripoli:

"Honestly, I was disappointed.  The television show was so much better."

"Honestly, I was disappointed, and I was big fan of the television show."

UN Security Council ups pressure on Gaddafi: Cuts off his supply of purple eyeliner.

Posted by – April 3, 2011

UN Security Council ups pressure on Gaddafi:  Cuts off his supply of purple eyeliner.

UN Security Council ups pressure on Gaddafi: Cuts off his supply of purple eyeliner.

Gaddafi reportedly has 60 billion dollars.  Unfortunately, a mirror cost 60.1
billion dollars.

Exit Strategy: Gaddafi to replace Charlie Sheen on “Two and a Half Men.”

Posted by – April 3, 2011

Like Charlie Sheen, Gaddafi would essentially be playing himself on "Two and a Half Men."

Like Charlie Sheen, Gaddafi would essentially be playing himself on "Two and a Half Men."

Instead of playing the Charlie Sheen role of Charles Francis “Charlie” Harper, a hedonistic bachelor, alcoholic, jingle/children’s song writer, Muammar Gaddafi will play lovable Uncle Muammar, a hedonistic bachelor, alcoholic, who ordered the Lockerbie bombing where 270 people died, started numerous wars throughout Africa, sends Libyan hit squads abroad to murder foreign dissidents, routinely tortures and kills his own people, and as advocated the destruction of Switzerland (E.g.,  Angered at the arrest of his son, Hannibal Gaddafi, for battery by Geneva police, Gaddafi at the 35th G8 summit publicly demanded the dissolution of Switzerland, its territory to be divided among France, Italy and Germany.  Indeed, in August 2009, Hannibal Gaddafi stated that if he had nuclear weapons, he would “wipe Switzerland off the map.”)

How much cocaine was Charlie Sheen doing? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

Posted by – March 8, 2011

Charlie Sheen made the following statement regarding his firing from his hit CBS show:  "Blue horseshoe loves Anacott steel."  Volatility followed on Wall Street.

Charlie Sheen made the following statement regarding his firing from his hit CBS show: "Blue horseshoe loves Anacott steel." Volatility followed on Wall Street.