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Area with high employment and poverty (Detriot) considers hosting an Al Qaeda cell in hopes of getting nation building assistance.
In an effort to downplay his Mormon religion, the Romney campaign has stop making ‘Romney 2012′ magic underwear.

His and Her Magic Underwear aka Hanes.
A 52-year-old Salt Lake City housewife accuses Romney of being a Mormon.

In a press conference, Gloria Allred announces that there are more women out there with similar accusations as her client. The Romney campaign has declined to comment on these accusations.
Jestreport Flash poll: 30% of Republicans believe Herman Cain has been wrongly accused of sexual harassment; 10% believe his female accusers’ allegations of sexual harrassment; 60% believe that his female accusers should be faulted for not submitting themselves to Herman Cain.
Jestreport Flash poll: 30% of Republicans believe Herman Cain has been wrongly accused of sexual harassment; 10% believe his female accusers’ allegations of sexual harrassment; 60% believe that his female accusers should be faulted for not submitting themselves to Herman Cain.
Are Clarence Thomas and Herman Cain the same person? They have never been seen in the same place together. The similarities are too uncanny, so suggests an unnamed Republican Mormon Centrist source, who is defensive about Obamacare.

Herman Cain or Clarence Thomas?

Herman Cain or Clarence Thomas?
US troops to leave Iraq by December, doubtful to get security deposit back.

Before picture: Iraqi home in suburbs of Baghdad before US troops moved in.

After picture: US troops claim a lot of damage was done by errant darts thrown during dart games.

Army soldiers are filling in holes left from pictures, darts, and bombs in effort to get security deposit back.
Rep. Michele Bachmann sports an outfit that she purchased at the Michael Jackson estate sale.

Rep. Michele Bachmann sports an outfit that she purchased at the Michael Jackson estate sale.
Republican leaders worry that their base won’t support a Herman Cain nomination because they had a real problem with Obama and he was only half-black.

Is Herman Cain too black for the Republican base?
What is the cause of the rage of the Occupy Wall Street protesters: Netflix’s decision to charge higher monthly prices.

What is the cause of the rage of the Occupy Wall Street protesters: Netflix's decision to charge higher monthly prices.
Republicans worry that Cain chanting, “Nine, Nine, Nine!” will alienate elderly Jewish voters in Florida.

Republicans worry that Cain chanting, "Nine, Nine, Nine!" will alienate Jewish voters in Florida.